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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.

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(512): View more from Texas

Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos

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(613): View more from Ontario

Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.

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