kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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