We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.