I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing