Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(530): View more from California

I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof

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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?

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(416): View more from Toronto

drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite

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(630): View more from Illinois

Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.

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(647): View more from Ontario

The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am

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(505): View more from New Mexico

After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?

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What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

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(407): View more from Florida

Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing

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