you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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