i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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