I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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