I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I party with great urgency now.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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