I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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