I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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