You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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