so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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