Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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