She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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