fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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