I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
