Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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