was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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