i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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