We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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