If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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