The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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