I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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