dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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