My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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