dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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