I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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