wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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