I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Is it penis luge time yet?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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