This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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