I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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