boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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