They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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