Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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