So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize