I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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