YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"