You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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