If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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