A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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