I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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