jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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