He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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