You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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