I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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as a side note pls kill me
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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