You made me cry and you don't even care
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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