Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she smelled like a LAN party
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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