its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?