Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke