Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
