i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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