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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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