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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.

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• (619): View more from California

  No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.

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