check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
why is half of my head shaved?
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