those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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