She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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