She said her name was "party"
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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