Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude i'm inner monologue high
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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